September 21st, 2006
Why I'm going to eat Spinach to Die:
By Bryan Dewitt
-Sally (12th Floor, Filing) left me.
-Tax refund $200 less than expected.
-I simply can't get the eggs to wrap completely around the filling. It always breaks halfway through.
-Ever since McPiggles left...
-Shower never hot enough in morning.
-I can't afford sleeping pills on my shitty health plan. Thanks again, Smyles & Fish!
-Postage stamp price hike... Again!
-Can't take Bono anymore. It's Zoo TV or me!
-Remember our song, Sally. Sing it when I'm gone: "I just died in your arms tonight. Must have been something I *ate*."
-Can't find 11 3/4" attachment to socket wrench set anywhere.
-Collecting on that dare is gonna be so sweet! (Seeing Gil's face when I...)
-Spinach is all-you-can-eat in S&F cafeteria, and with my paltry wages, it was the only way to do it.
-S&F bigwigs won't advertise on my blog.